I wish Rachel was closer so I could hear more of her pop-rap conspiracy theories, watch MTV together and enjoy her poppin’ Lil Mama impressions in person!
I have a lot to say about this, apparently.
1- True story- When we still “had cable” (meaning that we got a shit ton of channels through the wall for free) ABDC was on MTV all. the. time. We used to get stoned and watch it sometimes (okay WAY more than sometimes) and I would do my Lil Mama impression for Jan. This “impression” is really just me saying “Y’all was HARD. Y’all BROUGHT IT.” in a bunch of different scenarios with a really fake thick NY accent.
2- Also, I have been trying to start a conspiracy theory for YEARS that Lil Mama and BowWow are the same person. Look:
Lil Mama
BowWow
I rest my case.
